• Kalkaline @leminal.space
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      2 months ago

      Bacon grease? Just go to the local Mexican grocery store and get a tub of lard, liquefy it in a large stock pot and hit the pipes in the bathrooms as well. Flush some tampons and paper towel down the toilet behind them. You want to do it right.

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        2 months ago

        Make sure they’re not your own tampons, don’t want them tracking your DNA pregnancy status…

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      2 months ago

      Ok calm down Satan, I still have to live here in the near future