Don’t you mean “sofallis”?
Couch-rot
Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔
It drives couches into a frenzy.
JD is nothing to clap about
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Serious question: Does JD Vance have the plague?
He looks like a sex doll from Temu.
And sex doll from Temu is refunded. Thanks for ruining my good times. 😭
He looks so prissy with his eyeliner, what a silly little man
Why do they do that?
JD Vance gave my cat syphilis.
He just bragged about getting some good hairy pussy…
And you have to make something like that up just so people listen about JD Vance gave your cat syphilis, then that’s what you should do.
He did fuck a couch, right?
He fucked a couch.
Only one that we know about, but we all know no one fucks just one couch.
I thought I head that he fucked a couch.
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
I don’t get it. I think you’re supposed to make something up, right?
Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.
Yeah infected mascara can do that i guess
Damn he really is wearing eyeshadow. Vance should just come out of the closet and introduce us to his boyfriend already.
That fucking eyeliner
Ok, for real, is he actually wearing eyeliner or does he just have the most emo possible natural eyelashes?
Most people you see on camera will have some level of makeup on, however I hear he likes to do his eyeliner himself. (I can only confirm the part before the coma though)
Midwest emo, JD Vance.
don’t you put that evil on us
It’s a music genre btw
I don’t know any bands of the genre but as someone damned to Ohio it tracks
No surprise he’s fine with make up
DO NOT PASS IT ON Chlamydia is very serious and should not be spread
Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.
The fish or the couch?
Yes.