If you’re a weeb you can rip off Cowboy Bebop.

Say “Whatever happens, happens.” In a really cool way

lights joint in the cockpit, unintentionally igniting the oxygen rich atmosphere inside the ship causing a massive explosion

There is always something you can do. Come down off the ketamine and pay attention to the controls, Major.

You could take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

Common misconception. There’s still PLENTY you can do, as long as your circuit’s not dead, and there’s not something wrong.

We know you are a junkie Strung out in heaven’s high Hitting an all-time low

Get the comms up and running so you can set records for “first [insert activity here] in space” and report your results for the history/trivia books.

You could have a cheeky tommy tank.

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