c/libertarianshirts
The man has a type, and that type is either 17 or 6402373705728000 years old.
It’s nice for him to be inclusive of 18! year olds. Dating can be difficult for ladies in their mid-quadrillions.
Someone needs to put this text into a Star Wars style opening crawl
And print the scrolling text on a shirt like a gif.
How were they able to catch a picture of him before he got swarmed by 17 and 18 year old blondes.
I want to be believe he lost a bet or dare. If not, I think this person would have more luck forgetting about dating and going super niche into a competitive hobby. Getting into a competitive hobby isn’t about getting laid, but about focusing your frustrations into something goal oriented and controllable. You cannot make someone like you, but you can become the god of your hobby kingdom. Maybe along the way they’ll learn social skills and graces which might help with getting laid.
Sometimes I think there should be a dating app specifically for awkward and less conventionally attractive people.
My bet is he lost a bet, it’s so specific especially at the end
4chan irl
OG Craigslist M4W
Lawful evil
This is just so ridiculous, it’s hard for me to believe he actually believes or thinks this way. My assumption, and maybe I’m too optimistic here, is that he saw this and thought it was stupid funny and decided to buy/wear it to be immature funny/edgy…
I just can’t fathom someone wearing this unironically. In which case, severe mental/cognitive issues?
I’m with you, just seems like they’re trying to be edgy and forgot the real world isn’t a 4chan board.
This reads like a EULA
Seeing this in the wild my first thought would be that he lost some kind of bet or has been challenged into wearing this in a crowded place.
You have good first thoughts!
In the future for this guy; getting shived in prison for being a pedo.
But he’s specifically looking for legal age girls.
Very. specifically.Indeed.
If (and when) he keeps doing that, it’s gonna get progressively more weird with him aging.
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All of that text and he didn’t specify what gender he’s looking for.
Technically, blondes implies women; if it was non-women it’d be blonds
well shit, TIL
It’s like the intro text scroll to a Star Wars movie…
IT’S A TIME OF STRIFE FOR THE REPUBLIC MEANWHILE IF YOU’RE A BLONDE OF 17 OR 18 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS…
There must be easier less public ways to declare yourself a permanent virgin.
On the other hand, what better way for a parent to ensure that their precious little guy remains one? 😜