I wanted to play Europa Universalis so badly because people made it sound so great. I couldn’t figure out wtf is going on or what to do so I don’t play it. Every once in a while, I hover longingly over the install button before shaking my head sadly and moving on.

I mean, it’s a sixteen year old, but yeah. I don’t like how easy it is to imprison me when I’m on a crime spree in the latest update though.

Where Stellaris?

I liked that in Crusader Kings 2 you could go North Korea mode to gain ultimate power, and all of your vassals had prison bars in front of their faces.