It was an inside job! They used 5G cancer to put a chip in our brains to give our kids autism with special electronic vaccines that don’t melt steel beams.
Plus instead of putting dumpy on the mail in ballot they sent us copies of Obama’s real birth certificate and a free commemorative Boy Scout patch representing the soul of Marjorie Taylor Greene and Sarah Palin’s genetically engineered love child.
Those events turned us all trans which made him pass due to holy feelings of conscious embryo murder rage.
God, Fox News please hire me! I can write your language!
If he died in front of 10K people, live on camera, and had a coroner pronounce him dead on the spot, no one there would believe it. It would be an elaborate plan of his to dissappear for a while, regroup, and come back like Jesus, or, an elaborate plan by the damned librels to something something.
Then we get JD Vance. Yuck.
Whatever makes sense.
Well yeah, I just meant it’d be funny.
Also his cult will probably lose their shit.
Fair. I’m sure they’d find a way to blame liberals too.
It was an inside job! They used 5G cancer to put a chip in our brains to give our kids autism with special electronic vaccines that don’t melt steel beams.
Plus instead of putting dumpy on the mail in ballot they sent us copies of Obama’s real birth certificate and a free commemorative Boy Scout patch representing the soul of Marjorie Taylor Greene and Sarah Palin’s genetically engineered love child.
Those events turned us all trans which made him pass due to holy feelings of conscious embryo murder rage.
God, Fox News please hire me! I can write your language!
If he died in front of 10K people, live on camera, and had a coroner pronounce him dead on the spot, no one there would believe it. It would be an elaborate plan of his to dissappear for a while, regroup, and come back like Jesus, or, an elaborate plan by the damned librels to something something.
Half of them already do this with whatever dead Kennedy is the current savior.