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minus-squarethefartographerlinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down1·21 hours agoThey have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
minus-squareArcher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·15 hours agoIf the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 hours agoAre you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
minus-squarethefartographerlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·12 hours agoI’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 hours agoThat checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
minus-squarethefartographerlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 hours agoWhat was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 hours agoI don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
minus-squareHakFoo@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·18 hours agoGoung for the plausible deniability aspect. Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
minus-squarethefartographerlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours ago“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???” -massive explosion in background- *ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
They have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
If the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
I don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
I salute you, sir.
Sabotage on Texas?
Goung for the plausible deniability aspect.
Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
-massive explosion in background-
*ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”