- cross-posted to:
- nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
Source: https://mastodon.social/@MrLovenstein/113357025649916530
Secret panel here: https://tapas.io/episode/2949449
Me and my sprouse be like…
Whenever I go out to dinner with my octogenarian parents, at the end of the meal my mother always says “well, I hope we can do this again some time” in front of the waitress using her best “you’re a neglectful son” frail old woman tone of voice. I live with my parents.
Secret panel…
cute
Ah, yes, my arch rival. We meet for the first time.
The plot thickens
Now we’re sleeping in the same bed without clothes on. Peculiar!
They already don’t have any clothes.
Curious!
I will intentionally walk the wrong direction just to avoid this situation.
Yesterday I followed a person about 20 miles to the same exact destination.
When I left I followed someone else 30+ miles and they were going 3 blocks where I was going.
The worst is when you hold the door for someone and walk out to your car and they parked next to you.
Stalker.
I mean… technically… :-P
Why can’t I quit you?..