Well fuck…when you put it like that.
If I’m not swearing on The Hitchhiker’s Guide I’m not bound by man or god.
Amen
You can use anything you want. I don’t think the courts can literally refuse it as long as it’s reasonable.
Although the only time I ever had to do it they didn’t have a Bible they just had a person swear me in. But that was just as a witness so maybe that was the reason.
If it isn’t the original Gutenberg bible I refuse to swear.
In the original Hebrew or it doesn’t count
Is the guide reasonable?
Depending on what country, probably. Someone has sworn an oath on a river before.
I swear on the Nile that I’m not in denial!
It’s certainly a much better story than the sky cake
John Quincy Adams used a book of law to swear in as president.
The Constitution says “swear or affirm”, not just “swear”. That clause accommodates Quakers and Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Am I doing it wrong if I wipe with the same hand that I use for legal things
As long as you wash it after touching the book.
Some shit whip with both hands
That must be intense
Ah yes, the Chimpambidextrous Fling.