Looking expectantly at the glass, mopping perspiration from my brow, licking my lips? A hard, grinning stare directly at the server? Eyes downcast, my hands lying dejectedly in my lap?

  • intensely_human
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    1 year ago

    Just close your eyes. Make sure you have eyes painted on your eyelids though or you’ll look like weirdo.