• intensely_human
    28·
    7 months ago

    One time I told a painful story about when my girlfriend broke up with me for a dude with what she described as a “freakishly huge” dick.

    Someone just said “That must have been a very memorable night for her”

    oof

        • NotSpez
          6·
          7 months ago

          Good riddance buddy, if she was running around behind your back. Hope you’re in a better place now.

          • intensely_human
            8·
            7 months ago

            Well this happened in bumblefuck Arkansas and I live in Denver now so yeah, I’m in a better place

            • NotSpez
              2·
              7 months ago

              What do you mean? I only meant it in a good way

              • TheRealKuni@lemmy.worldEnglish
                4·
                7 months ago

                What do you mean? I only meant it in a good way

                You meant “a better place” metaphorically. They understood this, but jokingly took it literally. Denver is indeed a better place than “bumblefuck Arkansas.”

                • NotSpez
                  4·
                  7 months ago

                  Haha thanks, it seems they changed their answer after I asked the question