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minus-squareJackGreenEarthlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 hours agoYou would die a painful death as a shark, after being stressed about hunting for food every day. Which may or may not be worse than your human life.
minus-squareedriclinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 hours agoThe best answer is always a house cat. You’ll be pampered and fed without even having to show affection to your host.
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agobut you will live without ever knowing what joy is with your eyebrowless/expressionless face, and will just live with a need to kill or maim any thing you see
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·46 minutes agoHate to break it but most domestic cats are strays living paw to mouth.
minus-squarefossilesque@mander.xyzOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·54 minutes agoNothing will change then, splendid!
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoWhy are you shitting on my dreams
You would die a painful death as a shark, after being stressed about hunting for food every day. Which may or may not be worse than your human life.
The best answer is always a house cat. You’ll be pampered and fed without even having to show affection to your host.
but you will live without ever knowing what joy is with your eyebrowless/expressionless face, and will just live with a need to kill or maim any thing you see
Hate to break it but most domestic cats are strays living paw to mouth.
Nothing will change then, splendid!
Why are you shitting on my dreams