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minus-squarePhlubbaDubbalinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoSo here’s what’d be a better alternative when considering seasons and quarters March, June, September, and December are all 35 days long, every other month is 28 days long. Day 365 is Year’s End Day outside of the Calendar months, and Leap Day is an additional holiday inserted before January 1st when it happens. The last adjustment I’d make is the Saint Monday plan, which is to say, make Monday a weekend day. It’s named after the moon, you see the moon at the end of the day, so the moon’s day is the end of the week!
minus-squareiAvicenna@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·8 months agoAutumn and winter should be 5 days, rest should be split between spring summer half and half and then we would all be much more happier
minus-squareKaryoplasma@discuss.tchncs.decakelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoAnd how exactly would changing the calendar have an impact on the seasons?
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 months agoI’m proposing that June is 365 days long, and we just abolish seasons. Can’t believe nobody thought of this. Leap days would still be in February, so don’t forget to keep your jacket for one day every four years
minus-squarePhlubbaDubbalinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoTHERE’S 365 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL NEVER COMES ALONG JUST TO END IIIIIIT
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoUnless you live in a district that ends it’s school year in mid June. Then you have to go to school until lunch on June 182nd.
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoOr you’d make every season and quarter just three months and one week. Seems easy enough to work with.
minus-squareOrteilGenou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoFuck it, stop counting altogether, and call every day flobday
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoAnd remove daylight saving time. Now I have to explain that yes, the report is correct and there were in fact 25 hours on that day.
So here’s what’d be a better alternative when considering seasons and quarters
March, June, September, and December are all 35 days long, every other month is 28 days long.
Day 365 is Year’s End Day outside of the Calendar months, and Leap Day is an additional holiday inserted before January 1st when it happens.
The last adjustment I’d make is the Saint Monday plan, which is to say, make Monday a weekend day.
It’s named after the moon, you see the moon at the end of the day, so the moon’s day is the end of the week!
Autumn and winter should be 5 days, rest should be split between spring summer half and half and then we would all be much more happier
And how exactly would changing the calendar have an impact on the seasons?
I’m proposing that June is 365 days long, and we just abolish seasons. Can’t believe nobody thought of this.
Leap days would still be in February, so don’t forget to keep your jacket for one day every four years
THERE’S 365 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL NEVER COMES ALONG JUST TO END IIIIIIT
Schooooooooool’s out for summer
Unless you live in a district that ends it’s school year in mid June. Then you have to go to school until lunch on June 182nd.
Or you’d make every season and quarter just three months and one week. Seems easy enough to work with.
Fuck it, stop counting altogether, and call every day flobday
Happy flobday!
And tomorrow a good flobday!
And remove daylight saving time. Now I have to explain that yes, the report is correct and there were in fact 25 hours on that day.