• kafei@mtgzone.com
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    1 year ago

    Great with almost 35 I’m finally starting to look like Keanu reeves. Who, I’m too lazy to look this up, is probably 20 years older than me on the picture on the right.

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        1 year ago

        Someone got Keanu’s phone number or emails address gotta ask him how he lost the double chin because that’s what I’m currently struggling with.

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          Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don’t know why everyone’s not doing this. It’s a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to

          – Rob McElhenney on getting ripped as an actor

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    Put him over the camera on the self checkout…someone will come to assist you in carrying your groceries to the car