we need oversight of their massive budget to stop this travesty!

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    How can I be a paedophile when I’m a youth pastor driving a shady white van that has sex crossed out on the back? I’m just on my way to talk to kids about how horny I’m not.

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      Yep, I’m going to be the least surprised person when the guy that owns the van ends up in prison.

  • mkultrawide [any]@hexbear.net
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    9 months ago

    The Volcel Police have taken up action against local sex predator shop by buying out all of their merchandise in order to destroy it.

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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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  • GriffithDidNothingWrong [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Offspring, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, @culpritus@hexbear.net ? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the BRICS chicks, and you curse the Volcel police. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know – that their and people like theirs death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

    You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall – you need me on that wall.

    We use words like “honor,” “code,” “loyalty.” We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.

    I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a hexbear who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

    I would rather that you just said “thank you” and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don’t give a DAMN what you think you’re entitled to!

    speech-side-r-2 top-cop

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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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