“I support my friend identifying as a woman but not as a huge fucking nerd”
Trans people have the best opportunity standing in front of them. A new name of their own choosing. And this person chose Mildred.
ok
maybe she is just into having those german barmaid vibes
Mildred is the name of a grandma that smells like ham.
You leave Hammaw Mildred alone. She’s a wonderful woman, she just never got the smell out of her skin after the great Porksplosion of '62.
And remember to give her a honey glaze bath. She can’t do it herself anymore.
That’s definitely not the vibes I get from Mildred
What then 🤔
For a German barmaid? Gerta or Brunhilde maybe
For Mildred? Someone who dies alone and gets found weeks later after their cats have eaten their face
Brunhilde says valkyrie to me but Gerta definitely works. Mildred I think mousy librarian of indeterminate age with coke bottle glasses and clothes a couple generations out of fashion. Definitely a cat person though
i’m glad i had people in my life brave enough to say this to me when i was picking my new name. they were very right. people pick stupid names sometimes and you have to say something.
“I realized I’m transgender and am going to start transitioning too.”
“That’s great! I’m totally here for…”
“And I’m changing my name to Mildred!”
“…get out of my house.”
Aw, I love me some Thought Slime.
Taking grandmacore way too far
When meemaw gives you mad mad gender envy
This is why I gave the family a choice of two names
hm, is this like some liberal ‘I support trans people BUT only with names that sound cool to me’ performative type of logic?
'tis a joke, sire
oh ok got it, I thought this was someone raging online for real
Mildred is just a bad name. That’s the joke
lol, ‘hey you, I don’t like your name!’
Forum arguments be like
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if it’s genuine, I don’t think it’s transphobia. They’d probably react the same if someone changed their name but kept the gender
yep, I misunderstood the context in this one
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