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Boner’s Trick
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Botch isn’t even antiquated! People use it all the time!
I would have argued with Alex over that one.
what if instead of election day it was ejection day and everybody on the ballot would be catapulted out of an F-35
What if instead of ejection day it was rejection day and we turned our backs on everyone on the ballet and established the power of the proletariate vanguard?
Could we maybe do Rejection Day followed by Ejection Evening?
that sounds dangerously productive
If we can get congress to pay for it, i think we could get military weapons makers to lobby for it so they can make more money selling F35s.
why else do they put you in a private booth to vote?
my place only provides a little posterboard thing that sits on top of the table, so it’s a little awkward for everyone else
voyeuristic democracy
watering the tree of liberty
Isn’t every day erection day?
.eth
If you’re in good vascular health, yes.
Please stop laughing at Joker’s boner.
(I wish I could find that ASCII art from the old sub of “Joker’s Dick”, let’s pretend it’s here)
swang that thang
Where my faithless erectors at?
Erectoral College! The State of the Union if ERECT! God Bless the United States of Engorgica!
pebis
Erection Day is when we tear down all confederate statues and erect statues of Nat Turner and John Brown in their place
the day after would be pretty miserable
idk, there’d be a lot of pressure-washing
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Don’t you know all that voting will make you go blind.
Boner day is already a holiday. It’s July 4th.
they gotta put locks on the voting booths then