• Pons_Aelius@kbin.social
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    Nutella is usually eaten on bread, which is made from wheat.

    Pasta is made from wheat.

    What is the issue here?

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    7 months ago

    According to the cube rule of food, pasta is a type of nachos. I have no idea how this is helpful though.

    My own 2 cents is that something like string theory is at play here… the dimensionality of the sandwich is all wrapped up in what appears to be a 1-dimensional carbohydrate noodle, but if you could zoom in with a crazy powerful electronic microscope, theoretically the pasta might actually look like a stupendously long sub sandwich.

    It’s all a matter of perspective.

    Edit: shit, I meant to reply to Pons_Aelius… oh well.

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de
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    This is a popular theist argument. “What is to stop people from eating pasta with chocolate spread if God does not exist and Bible/Qur’an/my Facebook feed/Torah is wrong?”

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    And I eat it all and mentally masturbate over what is the most just and righteous course of action by producing body doubles and multiple personalities to experience a simulation of the current circumstances or events occurring

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      “And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?” (Matt. 27:46, KJV)

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    7 months ago

    I was scrolling a bit fast, and thought to myself “Oh, Jajangmyeon“. Then I looked again and that’s when I saw the murder victim, officer.

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    I was sure that Buddy had done this, in “Elf”, but I looked it up and that had been maple syrup. This looks even better.

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    Ok hear me out, that’d actually go hard on pancake spaghetti tho

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        You make pancake batter and then spread it out specifically in a long string in the pan, however many times it takes to cook up the whole batch of batter this way, then take the back and forth strands of pancake and just break them up a bit,

        Voila, now you can eat pancakes like spaghetti

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        I had to look it up, apparently it’s a tik-tok thing. Looks like you make regular pancake batter and just use a piping bag to get it on the griddle.