fne8w2ah@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours agoGlass Antenna Turns Windows Into 5G Base Stations - IEEE Spectrumspectrum.ieee.orgexternal-linkmessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1167arrow-down10cross-posted to: futurology@futurology.todayscience@mander.xyztechnik@feddit.org
arrow-up1167arrow-down1external-linkGlass Antenna Turns Windows Into 5G Base Stations - IEEE Spectrumspectrum.ieee.orgfne8w2ah@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours agomessage-square18fedilinkcross-posted to: futurology@futurology.todayscience@mander.xyztechnik@feddit.org
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50arrow-down7·edit-210 hours agooh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns Edit: Apparently that wasn’t obvious enough. This is really cool.
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-25 hours agoTin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.
minus-squarewhatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours ago recital carrots I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository. Brb, I’m gonna try something…
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoLol i actually meant that. I don’t use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.
minus-squarewhatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoThat’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.
minus-squareXeroxCool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 hours ago recital carrots And I suddenly really want to play piano
minus-squareASDraptor@lemmy.autism.placelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·10 hours agoYou clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you? It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!! /s (just in case)
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·10 hours agoit can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.
minus-squareleisesprecher@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·3 hours agoPublic private partnership ♥️♥️♥️
minus-squareaStonedSantalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·9 hours agoI got so many microchips in my blood. I’m 🧲. /s
minus-squareP1nkman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·32 minutes agoI got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 hours agoYeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.
oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns
Edit: Apparently that wasn’t obvious enough. This is really cool.
Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.
I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.
Brb, I’m gonna try something…
Lol i actually meant that. I don’t use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.
That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.
And I suddenly really want to play piano
You clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you?
It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!!
/s (just in case)
it can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.
Public private partnership ♥️♥️♥️
I got so many microchips in my blood. I’m 🧲.
/s
I got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.
Yeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.