And the bigger question, will he still be my friend when I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM 
Also remember this is who you think would win, not who you like more
I dislike Dirt_owls policy of piss and shit everywhere. Ulysses gets my vote. Make slop great again!
I’m voting for UlyssesT to end the treat based economy. I can’t trust no stinkin bird to not be swayed by treats!!! TREATOCIDE NOW!!!
Mate you are not American
Shh don’t tell them. I can take a good accent
Need to start every conversation with Australians this way until they get the message and stop trying to be.
Do we want an AmeriKKKan running for POTUS? All the previous ones and their candidates have been abysmal thus far, maybe it’s time for something new.
The soundbite that DESTROYED Dirt_Owl’s campaign
Vote Owl no matter howl
writing in Hillary because she’s electable if you vote for her
I think both sides are bad
The dreg queen is cool but dirt_owl is gleebozorx friend
There’s no beating gleebozorx friend
:ayy-lmao:
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I’m worried about my friends who are voles, they are scared of being eaten by the owl. @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net , can you commit to a non-vole based diet if elected?
I don’t belive you would wipe the floor with him, because that could be considered an act of cleaning. You would still win though.
Dirt_owl has no outwardly strong opinions which makes them the Democrat since Democrats never run on policy, which means they would probably win. UlyssesT has lots of strong opinions which would make him the Republican candidate, but he would lose because his opinions aren’t anywhere near reactionary enough to actually win over Republican voters.
I think I took this too seriously.
I promise to press the communism button my first day in office
UlyssesT could win with a microtargetted campaign that shows each chud ads with the UlyssesT opinion on the specific treats that they personally get riled up about while ommiting his opinion on what they actually like but building the AI slop cannon torment nexus is the antithesis of everything he stands for.
Dirt_owl will end up losing the democrat base because the only thing they care about is decorum whereas Dirt_owl will spend the entire campaign making piss jokes.
Ulysses/Drej Queen 2024
natural born citizen clause might be a problem for a literal alien running mate
I voted for everyone’s favorite dirt birb. While Ulysses is a patriot for killing Kissinger, I will always stand behind a avian.
Dort oil piss and shits everywhere and ouless makes fun of me for watching every marvel movie in a row every weekend, so I’ll vote for the lesser evil of dork wol
I love President Parrot. I am in awe of her. I am set free by her. She will be the finest world leader our galaxy has ever seen. I will write in President Parrot on the ballot as many times as I have to. She’s electable if you vote for her.
