• Dr. Moose@lemmy.world
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    considering the track record they should start putting “courts” in quotes when discussing Russia.

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    Lmao

    That’s… More than all of the value of everything on earth, combined.

    By a lot.

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      They were smart and accounted for 6 months or so of Russian inflation as their currency collapses.

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        N = { value of everything in the Earth’s crust, including art, wildly inflated for tax purposes }

        N^2 < [(this fine)/(the U.S. GDP)]

        This number is so comically large it only makes sense in astrophysics.

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          Miss me with that astrophysics ish. Come holla when you on that Ramsey theory and Graham’s Number.

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            rips bong

            We are the projection of a higher order dimension, being sucked into a higher order dimension black hole.

            We passed the event horizon which gave all static mass a direction of motion from which they cannot escape.This is the arrow of time.

            It wasn’t everything all at one point for the big bang, it was just the tip of a higher order dimension iceberg. This 0-100 moment is what caused the CMB.

            All of this information is being compressed. The universe is not expanding. The only thing that expands is the nothingness between all massive objects as they further compress towards nothingness, giving the illusion of infinite accelerating expansion.

            All invisible forces, from the 'dark matter’s to electromagnetism, are dimensions projected into this Allegory of the cave of a universe we’re stuck in.

            Miss me with that real shit let’s get high and make shit up.

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        No, it literally does not.

        That’s how ridiculous that number is.

        Convert to Shiba Inu, Dodgcoin, idc. Still not even fucking close.

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          The the infamous mark during the Weimar Republic was only one 4.2 trillionth of a dollar. This is a quadrillion x quadrillion dollars.

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    I might expect this kind of pissantry from North Korea, but Russia?

    You’d think Mr. Google would just have a little accident out an 8th floor window.

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    Lol it’s not an onion article!
    How do you do this as a country and think anyone will respect anything you threaten again?

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    You owe the Russian government $20 that’s you’re problem. You owe the Russian government $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 that’s their problem.

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    “The court imposed a fine of 100 thousand rubles ($1,025) per day, with the total fine doubling every week. Owing to compound interest…”

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    Russian government is near collapse if this shit is true. What a fucking pathetic joke they all are over there.