Just divorce her.
Blessica Blimpson sounds like a name that someone just made up, but they are just really bad at it.
Real Jake Jortles energy
I think Jarnathan would really appreciate this story.
I mean Jarnathan was actually the name of one of the judges though
True, but a lot of players feel that his absurdist name was a nod to DMs trying to come up with names at the last minute. I’ll paste this comment from reddit, since I think the OP nailed the sentiment.
DM: “Alright, the parole council is led by Councillor So-and-so, and Ser Such-and-such is present as well. What do you do?”
Players: “Hey, didn’t you mention an Aarakocra, what’s his name?”
DM: “Uhhh… John… I mean… Jarn…a…than? Yeah, Jarnathan!”
Sauce: down this comment chain
Ah fair enough, that sounds plausible and I might even have thought so myself at one point. I was thinking in context of the characters in the scene not the DnD game being played.
Sounds like a name from a parody planet Blearth.
Reminds me of Improvised Star Trek.
Blimpson isn’t actually anyone’s name though, right?
I actually knew a Blumpkin in college. Dude was chill as fuck but that name was hilarious.
Omfg if i met someone named Blessica Blimpson i’m not sure i could contain my laughter.
My last name is Schmimpson and my daughter Schmessica has never complained.
Tragedeigh. Blessica would be made fun of regardless of the last name. Name her Jessica and use Blessica as a cutesy moniker if you have to, but those idiotic names are just a recipe for disaster and should be considered child abuse.
Blessica is a real name used in the Phillipines. Expand your cultural horizons a little bit, dude.
For a second, I was grateful for the interesting, useful information in the first sentence. Your second sentence is unnecessarily condescending and obnoxious, though.
Yeah and Ernest is a name in North America but that doesn’t mean it’s not a stupid fucking name.
oh, so you’re just racist
Lol okay you tell yourself whatever pants shittingly stupid thing you want to make yourself feel better bud.
I’m not the one making fun of a name just because it’s from a different culture. Seems pretty racist to me.
Well that’s pretty fuckin stupid of ya bud. Good luck with your future. That’s gonna be hard to deal with.
Neveah is a real name used in the US. And it’s dumb as hell.
This is why you have conversations about the weird shit you want to do before you get married.
Oh honey, the last name isn’t the (main) problem…
Make her middle name Allison or Aimie or Anna.
That way she can either go by her middle name, or her acronym:
Bab(s).
… Until she either rewrites ‘Boy Named Sue’ or legally changes her name.
Blessed 🙏 /s
Sounds like from the book “Letters from a Nut”. Great and funny read!
