better take whiskey off the shelves… Said nobody.
What the fuck even is a history book?
Al Capone was just just really into hot chip
italian mobsters born after 1931 can’t hunt wolves all they know is lie, racketeer, and smuggle alcohol
He couldn’t McDonald’s or charge they phone back then, so he had to double down on eat hot chip and lie.
You say that this product shouldn’t be sold because it might kill you, but have you considered that this other thing might kill you too? I am very smart.
White people fundamentally do not understand how spice works, like I have eaten hot wings where the only flavor is spicy, a chemical spicy flavor completely disconnected from nature whose sole purpose is to cause pain.
Like in cuisines that have used spices for thousands of years, it’s understood that spiciness is meant to complement the other flavors used in the dish. Like there are hot-as-fuck Sichuan dishes that are nevertheless easy to eat becuase making it really hot isn’t the only consideration in the recipe.
Like for the sake of white people we can’t let them have anymore exotic flavors. Think of what they will do to themselves if Sichuan peppercorns ever get really popular. They will create a tasteless chip with so much numbing power it will cause permenent jaw paralysis.
The one chip challenge is just macing yourself in the mouth for people who want to feel like they are above macing themselves in the mouth. I love spicy food but IMO once you start adding capsaicin extracts to anything, you’ve gotten lost somewhere.
White people just see spices as challenges (see also the cinnamon challenge) that are meant to be conquered. There is to be no joy in Anglo life, only heroic victories over the asiatic menace known as “flavor”.
I’ve eaten bits of straight-up reaper that taste good because they’re so strongly aromatic, and sauces that people ostensibly intended to taste good, but which taste like pool chemicals because it’s full of capsaicin extract.
Anyway, just chop/mash/powderize actual peppers instead of doing dumb chemist shit with them.
Gnawed on a fresh Bird’s Eye chili once, it was crisp with a satisfying snap to it. Also the roof of my mouth went numb for a while.
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they will create a tasteless chip with so much numbing power it will cause permenent jaw paralysis.
that sounds like a good time. it would be cracker fugu
Think of what they will do to themselves if Sichuan peppercorns ever get really popular. They will create a tasteless chip with so much numbing power it will cause permenent jaw paralysis.
Ok real talk if one could concentrate and preserve the active chemical in sichuan peppercorns in a sauce that would actually be amazing. It’s so hard getting the right amount cooked just enough, not to mention how they lose their potency pretty rapidly. Just being able to splash some sauce into a bowl of soup or drizzle it over a dish with whatever other seasoning sauces one wants would be so nice.
Unfortunately AFAIK it’s too volatile and delicate for that.
My sibling in spice, it is my great pleasure to introduce you to chili crisp. Lao Gan Ma, Momofuku, Blank Slate Kitchen, Fly By Jing…
Fuck those are all expensive as hell. Guess I’m stuck grinding the peppercorns in a mortar and pestle whenever I can get them at a discount.
If you’re getting szechuan chili sauces, go for the bean one. Blows the chili crisp out of the water (and it is cheaper).
hey can you pay my rent
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Interesting, do you know their climate tolerance or where one could get seeds?
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Cool, I’ll have to look into it and see if I can find some.
where did you find this cool climate zone image?
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Yeah it is really hard to sort through hot sauces to find good ones that are really spicy.
I’ve actually switched to extremely spicy ground pepper flakes, like dangerous to leave open. They don’t change the flavor at all, I put a nearly invisible amount onto my food, and rely on the rest of the recipe to provide good flavor
Yeah, there’s also the “only chilli exists” concept of spice the spice freaks have. I’ve seen them put chilli in hot mustard and even wasabi, which I’m pretty sure is a crime against humanity.
Eat hot chip and die.
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Can’t even enjoy hot chip while you lie anymore
Neither of those points make sense. The label didn’t say, “This chip might kill you”.
Nor is there evidence that the guy ate the equivalent of 3 bottles of whiskey in hot chips. The story I read implied he ate one chip, which is the amount the manufacturer intended you to eat, since they come in packages of one.
Nothing chuds like more than licking corporate boot. Speculating about preexisting conditions is their favorite pastime whether it’s a cop murdering somebody or dying from eating hot chip
And even if it did say that, it would be unenforceable.
you know you’d think a headline of “poisonous food kills child” would have most people on board with banning the poison but here we are
A few years of “children are CROTCH FRUIT from POORS that SHOULD NOT BREED”
ideology didn’t help.Is their an explanation why Libs and Nazi’s (so the entire Reddit Userbase) hate children so much?
“Only the rich should be allowed to have children, because they’re the strongest” basically.
You’ll see them cheer on as Elon Musk wants to have as many children as possible.
Speaking of redditors, they are already insufferable and can’t date and will probably never have kids, so they have to turn that into a virtue
Nazis actually often have a pro-(white)-natalist sorta psychosis
I mean I am also completely incapable of dating but I would actually like to have children. Still doubt it will ever happen but I just don’t get the hate Redditors have towards children. Like sure children aren’t for everyone and you shouldn’t have children if you you’d hate them but why do Redditors feel the need to pretend that having children is objectively wrong?
It’s not an individual effect, so much as it is the accumulation of many like individuals creating a self-reinforcing environment. It’s like how you can have someone start a forum about, I dunno, sidewalk licking, and pretty soon everyone who joins that goes from “I have this super weird and embarrassing habit” to “stupid NL’s (no-licks) are always trying to shove it in my face”
A lot of them are under 18 themselves
Casual eugenics treat lover
gotta add the eugenics at the end just as the final touch
kid
thankfully removed himself from gene pool
IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
“Darwin Awards” and their consequences
Are anglos really that much of a pig for punishment where they line up to eat the pepperspray chip?
The American life is increasingly devoid of effective stimulus and thus self-destructive or seemingly self-destructive acts are used as stand-ins for “feeling alive”.
wait what is the chip we’re talking about here?
The one chip challenge that’s like ghost pepper extract or what have you.
They beg porky to exploit them MORE, you tell me.
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Take whiskey off the fucking shelves already
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But brown lowly liquor is tasty
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I hate the taste of liquor so much. Every now and then, I feel like I’m missing out and maybe my tastes have changed enough that I can enjoy some fancy booze on the rocks. I’m always wrong.
I have the opposite effect. Clear liquors fuck me up royally but I can put away bourbon and wake up feeling fresh.
whiskey is good on the rocks, sometimes (usually) i don’t want to pour half a mountain dew into some vodka
Bourgeois decadence
isn’t whiskey one of the cheapest liquors to produce?
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Yes, a 21 year old died after eating the hot chip, details unknown (at least last night when I first heard about it)
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Did they lie?
Thanks for giving me the guiltiest laugh I’ve had all week.
But did you lie though?
crunching sounds 
This person was clearly not a female born after 1993 as evinced by the fact that they could not eat hot chip
Alright now which one of you has been going around scratching the liberals again?
Freddy Krueger, but instead of a brick wall, he’s dragging his claw against a bunch of
all lined up.
that’s not even a treat it’s volunterily undergoing torture to prove you’re tough what the fuck
Somebody who’s had Chipotle’s red tomatillo, Popeye’s ghost pepper wings, whatever Panda Express maxes out at if they even try, etc., might think that spicy is a slight tongue tingle and they’re up for whatever the next company throws at them. Not entirely unlike kids who realize that DARE lied to them about weed and figure heroin’s probably safe, too.
Wait a moment. Is heroin actually safe or am I too drunk and tired to get the irony?
Edit: ok I am too drunk and tired to get the irony. DON’T DO HEROIN KIDS!!!
Heroin is not safe.
No, the point is the danger of calling safe things dangerous or, in this case, mild things spicy. Kids smoke pot, realize it’s harmless and figure other drugs they’ve been warned about are also harmless, then end up ODing. The analogy is limited in that It’s harder to make that leap from allegedly “spicy” food to things that can seriously fuck you up or even maybe kill you, but this kid did.
