• nifty@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Papa, you illin

    I may be illin, but yo moms mad chill. My world is ratchet without her.

    She lit

    Yasss?

    Yas, Yas

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      We moved up a level

      Alpha to zoomer but I can translate now

      Papa, you ain’t fly

      Maybe but Mum’s da bomb. She’s the XD to my RAWR

      She’s hella aiight

      Oh snap?

      Crackle pop

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        Father, thy woman driveth thee to lovers’ foppish folly

        Forsooth, but dignity is coin I gladly trade for Cupid’s coveted ware — She is fair moonlight upon the waters of my soul

        Speak narrow truth now Father for such promises my childish heart cannot but leap upon with faith

        Tis ground I speak to catch thy eager feet, Child, and though it bury my ambition it lifteth me as well it quench my thirst

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          I unironically like this version the best out of the entire chain

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        90’s Edition:

        Dad, you need to take a chill pill! You’re totally buggin’ out over mom and it’s grodie!

        Whatever, don’t go there! I may be a scrub, but your mom is gettin’ jiggy wit it! She’s all that and a bag of chips!

        Wazzzuuuuup!?

        Waaaaaazaaaaaaap!?

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          Now combined with vong speak (german exclusive):

          Vadder, du kein 1 rizz hast, du nur Mudda simpen tust. 1 cringe ey!

          I bims 1 skibidi, aber 1 mudda voll rizz. Ohne sie ist alles 1 Pimmel. Sie bims GOAT.

          Sie bims?

          Sie bims.

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        Sayin ‘crackle pop’ in response to ‘oh snap?’ is legit hillarious. Ive never heard that before.