seriously can someone please tell them to find any other pop culture medium?

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    A Brief Analysis of Lego Star Wars for the GBA (5h12m)

    Like honestly, how the fuck do people think of these topics and drag them out for so long? You ain’t Jacob Geller, kid.

    Side note - another genre of video that needs to die is “zoomer with glasses and vocal fry talks about a social issue they learned about through Twitter while lofi plays in the background”.

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    At least the angry guy screaming about games finish their point in five minuets, and they only manage to repeat themselves about half as much as a 30 minuet video essay

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    What? You don’t like someone’s barely edited in either script or post production 5 hour video about How GBA Wario Ware Was Fun with nothing at all to say and a voice so grating there’s so way they ever played the audio back to themselves?

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        I rented that once! Wario Ware for GBA, I think I could genuinely give people a solid 45 minutes on but thar includes development history, the game itself, how it kinda changed what Nintendo did with Wario and my own childhood experience with the game and how it relates to my continued appreciation for arcade style games. If I wanted to go a bit over an hour I could go marxism about it cause the core concept of the game is thst Wario is greedy and is releasing shovelware at full price.

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    I think video essays are funny because 99% of it is only ever about pop culture, pop history, and pop philosophy made by people who recently studied the subject

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        Honestly before video essays became trendy and I was in high school, I thought about continuing to do essays after school. I should’ve done it if I known that everyone would make a substack.

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      Thats exactly what it is. Treats have saturated everything.

      look, peoples are allowed to have fun, i like video games a lot. i just really wish people would stop wringing this format of video essay dry.

      i loved video essays and still enjoy a good Jacob Gellar video, but no i dont want to listen to some dude recount the story of witcher 3 in its entirety and call it a “video essay”

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    There are actually good video essays dotted around but most are “let me read off the synopsis of the game for 3 hours or narrate every cutscene and conveniently forget to do any analysis” type shit that fucks me off. Like that’s not even an essay its just describing the plot.

    I don’t need every single frame of the game narrated to me to hear your shitty opinion hidden away at the end.

    The good stuff takes time to write and edit so those creators only output a handful of times a year. Slop essays are all universally garbage but they’re easy to identify and not listen to.

    Maybe i should put together a post with all the good essayists… ooooorrr make a video essay on video essayists sicko-speeeeen

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    Video essays can be good when they rise above the level of “let’s talk about this currently relevant game for two hours because that’s what the algorithm wants” but they very rarely do. They also very rarely rise above “a written essay that has some background visuals that might serve as examples for whatever is currently being said, but that are mostly just there because it’s easier to monetize videos than text”.

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    is this about Joseph anderson? felt the video he released today wasn’t great, but probably most of his fans are just grateful they get new content and his deadpan irony for the first time in 9 months. Was really rolling my eyes when what felt like 15 minutes he just listed the order he explored the DLC areas and the order he fought the bosses.