'what have I done
To deserve
This flat, flavorless Manhattan’
- fat Tony
Can’t go wrong with “Money can be exchanged for goods and services.” But I’d still rather have the peanut.
I’m a millennial, half of what I say is a Simpsons quote and I don’t even notice. However ones that get rotation
-He’ll tell us what to do!
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People will like what I tell them to like
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What would you suggest? One basket per egg?
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I’ll occasionally tell people Gabbo is coming
-Everything’s coming up Milhouse
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You got the dud!
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Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me
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Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl??
At the risk of becoming unpopular, this reporter places the blame entirely on you, the viewers.
Well, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, democracy simply doesn’t work.
I find you here grappling with @LocalOaf@hexbear.net
This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth: Mexico or Portugal.
Featuring Ariaga, ariaga 2 and Bariaga
I’ll kill you! I’ll kill all of you! Especially those of you on the jury.
- Freddie Quimby
I’ve said that I am not some Clouseau esque clumsy chef after fucking up at work on a few occasions.
Please don’t tell people how I live
This Lenny eating beans
LOOK OUT ITCHY, HE’S IRISH!
I really wish Knickerbocker didn’t have the first 2 syllables really easily mistaken for the n word
“Hey Ma, get off the dang roof!”
(My kind suggestion to my mom that she shouldn’t be up cleaning gutters when she’s in her 70s. She’s also a Simpsons fan, but she didn’t get the reference)
Stop fighting. Maybe Lisa’s right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled by the blood of the workers
My headcanon for this episode is that skinner was re educated in the Vietnam pow camp and used the chance to bring Adille to america
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
The most evil German to live…Kaiser Wilhelm!
Harvard writers probably knew Hitler was Austrian as well
“He’s history’s greatest monster!”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In any case, most actual fighting will be done by small robots, and as you go forth today remember your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots.
Is rhe poop deck what I think it is?
On your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.
I ask every boss I have for hammocks because of this episode.
It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Here’s the grapes, and here’s the wrath.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Oof. My glasses!
Sherman, I just realized you insulted me. Now you will die.
Three simple words: I am gay.
*I’m not gay but I’m willing to learn
I’ve been using a ton of Simpsons quotes only instead of The Simpsons I’m using quotes from Aqua Teen.
I’m dumb, but I ain’t that dumb and it doesn’t matter, none of this matters are very much in my rotation
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this and pick up the phone or I will unleash the venom are permanent parts of my vocabulary now.