What a time to be alive
Kadyrov claimed Thursday that the vehicle, which he said had been outfitted with a machine gun and was “performing well in combat,” had been shut down, adding Friday that he had sent two additional Tesla Cybertrucks to the frontline.
I can’t think of anything better then riding a huge incendiary device into battle
The twist was that there is no conspiracy, it is just a shitty product
adding Friday that he had sent two additional Tesla Cybertrucks to the frontline.
Comedy timeline holy shit
Russia formally gets everything east of the Dnieper in the eventual ceasefire negotiation and Ukraine gets Chechnya as an exclave because Kadyrov posted cringe
Its fair, but please don’t give us to the nato fascists
I definitely wouldn’t, but this country almost never does something I’d want…
Are you Chechen? Neat, I love how this site has people from all over the world. What does the average Chechen think of Kadyrov? Western press always covers him basically the same way they do with Hezbollah as “scary evil foreign warlord,” but he seems more like the Chechen equivalent of Erik Prince to me. His forces are under RF’s official chain of command in the MoD, aren’t they? He always gets the same kind of coverage they’d give Prigozhin prior to the weird coup attempt/protest thing and his “plane accident.”
Yes, I’m Chechen, though I don’t live in Chechnya, but all my family does.
Kadyrov isn’t very popular among many of us. He’s often seen as a bit of a fool. His father, Akhmad Kadyrov, initially supported Chechen independence, but when the tide turned and chaos ensued due to sabotage by the Islamists, he switched sides and aligned with Russia to become the new ruler of Chechnya. Everything Ramzan has today, he owes to his father.
Ramzan himself is viewed as a dumb brute, someone who holds power but acts more like a ridiculous king. His rule is also very misogynistic and extremely homophobic; it’s not surprising that he is homophobic given the prevailing attitudes in Chechen society and much of the Caucasus. The stories about the murder of gay Chechens are sadly true. He’s not a warlord because his army is part of the Russian forces and embedded within the Russian military structure.
That said, I am happy that things are peaceful now. The Islamist militants have been dealt with, and Chechens live much better today than in the 90s and 2000s, when there was widespread violence, kidnapping, and extreme poverty.
Interesting, thanks for the reply. As an American, I can’t help but think of what you wrote about the Kadyrovs as sort of like a parallel to HW and W Bush here. (Well, not the independence movement part, but a dumb brute son of a former ruler owing everything to his last name.)
I feel like if the average American had a better understanding of the horrible austerity and neoliberalization of the Russian economy and their effects on the quality of life for the average person in the Russian Federation and former USSR under Yeltsin, they’d understand why Russia is the way it is now a lot better. I don’t think that’d make US government policy towards Russia any better, but it might temper some of the ridiculous McCarthy-ish Russiagate conspiratorial paranoia of American liberals. The recent would-be golf course Trump shooter was made completely unhinged by that kind of media fixation and tried to start a foreign legion group to get Afghans to fight for Ukraine and travelled there to hang out in Kyiv and was so vehemently anti-Russia that he was a cheerleader for the Azov Battalion.
Chechen warlord
Look, not a Kadyrov fan by any stretch of the imagination, but look at how this headline is dripping with American exceptionalism. I would love to see US presidents referred to as “warlords” from now on.
I’ll settle for city mayors- the mayor of NY has a bigger army than Kadyrov
He has bigger army than like 3/4th of countries in the world. And better armed too.
And more violent and less trained and more donutsdonutsdonuuuts
You know that they would gladly embrace it.
It did fit like 15-20 years ago, but not anymore.
DO NOT BUY IMPERIALCORE ELECTRIC VEHICLES AFTER THE LEBANON TERROR BOMBINGS.
Except when a Tesla explodes it’s just because they do that sometimes
Plausible deniability.
Elon assassinated by Chechens please, god, please Irl NoHo Hank lmao
I can totally see him getting a Tesla
Oh absolutely, and he’s chechen and wishes he was a warlord, I think this is the closest I have ever come to making a perfect comment.
The other was when we were in VC the other day and someone was joking about “what would V*ush’s favorite movie be?” And without skipping a beat I was like “Oh it’s definitely Sorry To Bother You.”
Still love the car though
Is there a clause in the sales contract that requires one to pronounce explicitly that they still love the car when they criticize/complain about it publicly, or is it just cult behavior from the Tesla fanbase?
Its just cult behavior plus a little ego of not wanting to admit they made a bad purchase
they’re afraid of the truck driving off
If you disregard the rust, sharp corners, inability to use the bed, quality control x100 and disgusting CEO, the truck is really good at going zoomy tho
Lmao capitalism fans be like “In communism you wouldn’t own anything” but here we are with a car sold by a peak capitalist and oops he can just take your property away without questions.
Imagine paying 80k for a car that doesnt work lol
Maybe it’s a silver lining if it doesn’t work. If it does work - the enemy probably can easily hack something and figure out where he are. I hope the yahoo livestreams himself in battle.
“After we get over that hill we’ll get to the battlefiel—” and that’s it for the Cybertechnical and warlord too.
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Edit
Maybe we should call it the Cybernical?
Imagine taking that deathtrap to the battlefield.
If even simple pagers can have backdoor explosives, what makes you think the Cybertrucks sent abroad aren’t ridden with backdoors accessible to the DoD?
The Chechens would do well to be cautious about using Western equipments in case they blow up in their face.
Teslas blow up enough even without backdoors.
I just realized Elon Musk is in charge of the supply chain in all those Tesla batteries…
How big would those explosions be?
Bit idea: Evo Morales lets Musk mine in Bolivia so the US is filled with 1000s of tesla time bombs.
Depends on if it’s the intentional ones.
chechen warlord
he’s a chechen war-failson first of all
It’s a funny way to describe him, because yeah he definitely has warlord vibes and he’s probably a terrible person, but he is the elected prime minister of the Chechen republic and a colonel-general in the Russian military. Like he’s got state-legitimacy, he’s not Joseph Kony.
That said referring to the US presidents and various Governors as Warlords would be pretty cool and funny so I’ll allow it.
Texan warlord Greg Abbott
Fits him pretty well I think
Potential conflict between Supreme Warlord Biden and Texan Warlord Abbott over the wall of death at the Southern border.
eric adams as the american zhang zhongchang
Yeah but that’s a nonwhite election so it doesn’t count, unlike the totally legitimate government of France.
wait what qualifies someone to be called a warlord? shouldn’t every US president be called that? actually basically every “Western” leader in pretty much all of history should right?
Basically legitimacy and having army. Oxford definition is “a military commander, especially an aggressive regional commander with individual autonomy.” Kadyrov technically would be a warlord from the Russian point of view, but he’s the legal head of federated state and his army is legal too and do legal things, he also have relevant and real rank in RF forces.
They probably used the bad usb cable to charge it.
Lmao, imagine being the poor bastard forced to drive a poorly made time bomb into a war zone.
his mistake getting such a shit truck
He made a Cybertruck technical???
