My 3-year-old wants to be a mummy. I think my partner and I are going to be a vampire and a Frankenstein and our 1-year-old is going to be a ghost. Can’t beat the classics.

Doug dimadone, owner of the dimsdale dimadome

I’m going as my evil twin for Halloween. It’s just me, but with a fake mustache.

I wanted to take my kids out for Halloween this year because they’re 12&13 but they’ve officially hit the ‘hanging out w dad isn’t cool’ age, so this year is likely to be the last one.

staying home

I’m black and masc presenting so I’ve told people I’m justin trudeau for the past few years

Betty/Rosie the Riveter

My transition is to the point I can actually feel comfortable doing it and one of the jobs I do is literally using a rivet gun.

But also she’s going to be with the IWW

I was planning on being a scarecrow last year and then I spent the next 10 months either protesting or doomscrolling.

So maybe try for being a scarecrow again?

Depressive black metal musician.

Agoraphobic person.

Santa Claus would be a fun one

On the fly my friend created what I thought was a great Halloween costume. He wore an inflatable swim ring around his face and head. And he had a cheap tie hanging down from his chin over the ring. When people asked him what his costume was he said “(Of course) I’m a flower.”

Before we got to the party we stopped off at a dollar store. He bought plastic bunches of grapes and he attached them to his clothes with safety pins. At the party - out of nowhere - a woman picked a grape off his costume. And then throughout the night a surprising number of women picked his grapes.

I have some cool ideas for a Harley Quinn costume with my own spin on the character… but the odds of me somehow attaining a social life in the next 33 days is astronomically low so the idea will have to wait for a year when I might actually be around other people