A family member had this “infamous” email chain. The subject was good, not spammy or obvious, but generic enough to be innocuous.

Length was perfect. Layers of FWDs, pages of them. Enough that you scroll to the point that you’re about to give up, but can’t.

At this point you’re not really even paying attention to the email, you’re just sadistic enough to have to reach the end of the email…

That’s when you look back at the email & there’s a woman goatse’ing you with an apple up her butt.