Ahh i saw that one coming, still funny
A true old god would have given him new legs and then sacrificed them, Araknatu Schmucknaktu.
I mean judging by the cast, he could have used his upper body strength to get in the regular cloud death swing. But I guess it’s cool Aranaktu is thoughtful enough to include accessibility.
maybe he has other hidden disabilities that prevent him from doing that. dont be so closeminded
You right, that’s on me.
Too late. Into the volcano.
Ah, nice to see this Perry Bible Fellowship classic. Always a favorite.
What are they up to now?
I was always bummed they didn’t become a bigger thing, like a book or series.
I’m honestly not sure. Nick didn’t publish anything for like 10 years but then some more comics tickled out for a while and stopped again. Maybe there’s an interview somewhere.
I get it. I was the same way with YouTube videos until I decided I just didn’t want to do them anymore. I would do them in spurts of creativity. (Get your mind out of the gutter!)
Careful, somebody might post this in Wholesome Memes.
I’m not seeing the wheelchair ramp on the volcano
Where we’re going you don’t need wheelchairs to move
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
That’s what the rainbow lifts are for.
am i the aranaktu for laughing
Do you accept gifts?
Wouldn’t the second one seeing the first one released over the volcano simply jump off into the ocean?
A cloud descenda out of the sky and offers a rainbow swing to sit on and fly away. The only way a sane person would ever ride on that, unprompted and unprepared to see such a thing, is if there was a charm or mesmerizing effect happening. These folks stood no chance. The clouds showed up and Aranaktu welcomed them all.
The only way a sane person would ever ride on that, unprompted and unprepared to see such a thing, is if there was a charm or mesmerizing effect happening.
The other way would be if someone hadn’t had all hope and wonder removed from them
The other way would be if someone hadn’t had all hope and wonder removed from them
That’s why old groucy cynics rarely get dropped into Volcanos. Remember kids being a Sourpuss saves your life.
Aranaktu looks like he’s a least a kilometer tall. Those children were doomed the moment they sat on those rainbow swings.
And miss out on the sweet release from this mortal coil?
Probably not, because contrary to what video games would indicate, water does not prevent all fall damage.
So the older video games told me the truth! - that the slightest contact with any body of water is instantly fatal from any height.
You might be able to get away with just broken legs if you landed right. Then you’d be in the middle of the ocean was broken legs.
In fact, it prevents almost no fallcdamage beyond 20 feet
You lied to me, Aonuma san! ;_;
You TOLD ME THE TRUTH original Assassin’s Creed.
Sure, sure, water doesn’t prevent fall damage, but a well placed hay pile and a properly executed dive will…
They’re pretty high up, don’t think they’d survive the splat
They wouldn’t survive the sizzle either.
Sure, but, I mean, it’s Aranaktu.
Yeah, I’d probably risk the water, but I doubt you’d come away unscathed
It’s not just a volcano, it’s Aranaktu. Why would you pass up your one chance?
We don’t know that the rainbows can’t restrain you
It’s not clear whether the people know they’re going off to be sacrificed or not. Maybe they’re glad to do it.
