Elon Musk as the Foreign Minister Secretary of State?
Musk lets them get more guns, but in exchange they have to provide “volunteers” for NeuroLink experiments
You’re probably joking, but I actually just shuddered.
They would take that deal in a heartbeat
Actual mecha-Hitlers running around.
the dumbest boy alive will take part in running a nuclear-state, famous for its commitment to peace. exciting times!
What if Trump’s gets mentally worse and Musk becomes the de facto ruler because Trump trusts him?
we had it all wrong folks, trump is just the hindenberg!
A Thiel/Vance vs Musk power struggle over who can wield more influence over the puddle of tapioca that is Trump’s mind is a possibility I had not considered, but it is extremely stupid and so will probably happen.
Vance was chosen by Musk and
, so i think i will be the Musk-Vance-Turker Clique controlling Trump versus whats left of the neocon republicans and the more extremist elements like the Qanon cultists and the Neo-nazis
Let’s turn off the lathe on that one.
Musk Rasputin arc
Don’t forget Ivanca/Jared fondling Trump’s nuts from time to time trying to maintain their position of favor too.
We’ll coup whoever we want!This is the dumbest timeline
Last time Trump had Pompeo which even managed to piss off Polish politicians enough that they stopped bootlicking USA for like a week or two which never happened before and never after, so enshittification demands someone being even worse diplomat to take the post. Musk would be ideal and i’m not joking here.
Trump didn’t win the election; musk, thiel and silicon valley/big tech did. Trump was chosen by them to be president because he will let them develop their invasive AI technologies. They manufactured people’s consent by making trump into some kind of savior of mankind. They instructed the other side (democrats) to be complete failures to drive that consent further home.
That’s my little conspiracy theory anyway.
It’s not even a conspiracy. You have 4 years of trump presidency to go off of.
It’s clear that all he cares about is cosplaying "movie main character president " and flying a billion dollar plane around. It’s functionally no different from the apprentice for him. It’s an act. The ones pulling the strings are always gonna be the true believers in the administration behind the scenes. Wonder who’s been doing that for the Biden admin since his brain has been literal mush since at least 2020.
Trump agrees to keep sending Zelensky aid, but on the condition they form a new motorized battalion made up entirely of cybertrucks with Doge decals on them. They all get stuck in a swamp in Donbas and catch fire.
They all get stuck in a swamp in Donbas and catch fire.
Sounds like you’re just sending them Abrams but with extra steps.
Warning! Cognitohazard!
Oh god, I feel like if someone were to have heard that call, they would immediately die of cringe.
